Down below is a list of famous quotations. Who do you think uttered these profound proclamations? Your choices are:
a. Gomer Pyle
b. Andy Griffith
c. Bill Clinton
d. Bill Ketchum
e. Billy Bob Overend
"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
"He fell outa the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"Have a cuppa coffee. It's already been saucered and blowed."
"She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm,"
"It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs."
"My cow died last night, so I don' need your bull."
"Don' pee down my back and tell me it's rainin'."
"He's countryer'n cornflakes."
"This is gooder'n grits."
"Busier than a cat coverin' crap on a marble floor."
"If things get any better I'll have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
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Answer: According to BBO, these are all "Ketchumisms." Is that like communism?
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