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Down below is a list of famous quotations. Who do you think uttered these profound proclamations? Your choices are:

a. Gomer Pyle

b. Andy Griffith

c. Bill Clinton

d. Bill Ketchum

e. Billy Bob Overend

 

"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

"He fell outa the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Have a cuppa coffee. It's already been saucered and blowed."

"She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm,"

"It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs."

"My cow died last night, so I don' need your bull."

"Don' pee down my back and tell me it's rainin'."

"He's countryer'n cornflakes."

"This is gooder'n grits."

"Busier than a cat coverin' crap on a marble floor."

"If things get any better I'll have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

 

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Answer: According to BBO, these are all "Ketchumisms." Is that like communism?

 

 

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